有趣的造句

常看到網路上流傳的搞笑中文造句,

 

其實不止中文造句,當英文老師也常改到好笑的英文造句呢~

 

某進階班學生

1. save 節省/拯救 :  I save the Earth.  (Are you a superman or something?)

 

2. magnificent 壯麗的 :  My house is magnificent. (Wow, how big is your house?)

 

省事的回答問題法,

1. What do you usually do in your spare time? (你空閒時都做什麼?)

    A: I usually play basketball. (我通常打籃球)

2. What are you going to do this weekend? (你這週末要做什麼?)

   A: I'm going to play basketball. (我要去打籃球)

3. What's your hobby? (你的嗜好是什麼?)

   A: I likt to play basketball. (我喜歡打籃球)

4. What did you do last weekend? (你上週末做了什麼?)

    A: I played basketball. (我打了籃球)

 

老師的頭上也會有三隻烏鴉飛過 ‧ ‧ ‧