every day

班內有幾個小孩,學校英文要口試,

 

怕他們緊張唸錯,就要他們先背看看,

 

因為上學期有個小孩上台後一緊張,竟然把

 

I want to be a "doctor".  讀成 I want to be a "duck".

 

真是讓大家笑翻天。

 

這次他們要簡單介紹自己的一天,

 

ex:

 

Hello everybody, My name is XXX.

 

I am a boy.

 

I get up at 6:00 every day.

 

I go to school at 7:30 every day.

 

I go home at 4:00 every day.

 

I like english.   But I don't like XXX.

 

實在太多句都有 every day.

 

結果有位小孩對著大家練習介紹,竟然脫口說出,

 

Hello everybody , My name is XXX.

 

I am a boy every day.

 

呵!我們都知道你昨天,今天,跟明天都會是男生!

 

真是太可愛了。